At Easter, God died for our sins and there was a big boulder that they put him in. Then in three days, that giant boulder that took like 100 people to move, it moved with no one even moving it. And everyone thought that Jesus was gone.
What really happened was that he went to Hell and fought the devil, then back to earth. So we could live with him forever.
The End.
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